The world according to Mike!

"What can I say? I like boobs."
"Bah humbug on your scrooged nuts."
"No I won't fuck you. Cos you a ho ho ho, Merry Christmas"
"Dude, it's not sexual harrassment unless there's penetration."
"I couldn't give two shits or one fuck."
"I'm just a plain Joe I guess."
"Dude, it's only masterbation if you shake more than three times."



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